Tuesday, September 22, 2026
Friday, July 17, 2026
Ode to Kosmos 482
Ode to Kosmos 482
Kosmos 482 was an attempted Soviet Venus probe
launched on March 31, 1972 at 04 hundred hours.
The main descent craft crashed while on a trajectory
over Australia and the Indian Ocean on May 10, 2025.
Old soviet space junk
half-ton of good intentions
Venus probe that failed to reach escape velocity;
You are the workers of the world that failed to unite
You are Trotsky’s ice pick, Lenin’s hair tonic,
Gorbachev’s wine stain;
You are the cake that never rose —the cookie
that never crumbled.
Forever trapped in earth’s lower orbit
your booster rockets misfiring
like Putin’s T72’s bogged and bombed out
on the Ukrainian Steppes.
You are mission aborted
mired forever in a giant looping earth orbit
that could only end one way —
in an anonymous watery grave.
Still, the educated among us stand out in open fields,
earthbound and looking up —as if to salute the descent
Thrilled by the silver mark it leaves scratched into the sky
like some twentieth-century vandal
hellbent on making immortal their homage to bad ideas.
from "Thirty poems: 2020-2025"
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
Learning English through Poems and Songs/ by Roseanne Greenfield Thong (OUP, 2009)
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
The ghost of Leonard Cohen
Thursday, November 6, 2025
Thursday, September 25, 2025
When did I become him
When did I become him
when did I become that gormless twat
who walks up to complete strangers at the mall
and starts telling them their life story like they were a guest
on an episode of “This Is Your Life!”
who keeps talking long after the other party has stopped listening
or quite often, when they’ve totally walked away —
(left the state)
who has been left conversing with trees, butterflies, windscreen
wipers…
who yeah, nah, yeah, nah
can’t get to the point without taking a side road round the houses
and when he reaches the main fork forgets where he started
and why;
who falls in love with sales people
whose discount deals are like personal invitations to candle-lit dinners
who comes back again and again spending their hard-earned
just so someone, someone he deeply cares for, will speak to him
like his life meant something—
when in reality she couldn’t give two roots whether he lived or died.
who ran up on Gough Whitlam at the airport long after he left politics
assailing him with decades-old stories that made no sense to anyone
who wasn’t there;
poor old Gough just kept walking straight ahead —
purposely not averting his eyes like the Giant that he was;
being yapped at by an over-excited Chihuahua.
when did I become that plonker
somewhere between Steve Irwin in terms of enthusiasm
and a billy goat in terms of being able to appropriately read
the reactions of others.
who earned the nickname “the marijuana kid” by going down to the nearest
Queensland RSL and telling anyone who’d listen (including the local drug-squad
detectives) about his wild days smoking weed in the merchant navy
when in all likelihood it was a blunt or two at most.
who turns up to someone’s crib he met only once 12 years ago
with an overly-friendly “Remember me?!”
only to be told to fuck off or they’ll let loose their hounds!
whose solution to other people expressing opinions different from his own
is to up the volume and continue talking
like an out-of-control steamroller.
so, yeah, nah, yeah nah
when did I become that guy?
who’s been left outside on a freezing night
after his girlfriend whose bed he was sharing
decided his best mate who was crashed on the couch
was a better prospect, or a better root,
or both;
who wears shorts, t-shirt and thongs all year round in all weather
even when it’s ten below and blowing a gale
just so someone more appropriately dressed might ask,
“Aren’t you cold?”
and he can rattle off the long convoluted story
about the time he climbed Mount Wellington outside Hobart
in a blizzard at night dressed only in garbage bags
(a story that anyone who has known him
more than a week
has heard multiple times)
so yeah, nah, yeah
when did I become him —that absolute fucking
gormless plonker;
my dad.
Saturday, July 26, 2025
Sunday, July 20, 2025
Wednesday, May 5, 2021
Monday, April 19, 2021
"Ignorant new puritans out to purge our poetry" (Spectator article) (11 April 2021)
Response to Guardian article "The whole canon is being reappraised: how the #MeToo movement upended Australian poetry"
It was the by-line that caught my eye 'The whole canon is being erased' or at least that's
how i first read it. It actually read 'The whole canon is being reappraised: how the #MeToo movement upended Australian poetry"It's not often poetry gets into the press and when it does it's normally for something terrible, like slander, or someone's run off with someone's work or worse. So it was with some trepidation that I pushed off from the shore of the first paragraph, compass firmly adjusted to Guardian reality.
The article is based around input from two poetry politicians, Jacinta Le Plastrier (poet, editor, publisher and CEO of Australian Poetry, the peak body meant to represent poets and poetry nationally) and first nation poet Evelyn Araluen.
The opening is fairly standard fare, Le Plastier says:
“There’s a huge rise in First Nations writers and women,
O-Kay…
However it's not long before my reading journey comes to a shuttering holt:
Both Le Plastrier and Araluen directly link this shift in Australian poetics to the
spaces created by the #MeToo movement, and specifically to the 2018
publication of Kate Lilley’s autobiographical collection, Tilt (Vagabond). Just as
significant were the allegations of abuse and sexual exploitation, made by Lilley
and her sister Rozanna, about their mother, poet Dorothy Hewett, and numerous
figures – among them Bob Ellis, Martin Sharp and David Hamilton – in Australia’s
feted bohemian artistic circle of the 60s and 70s, or the “generation of 68”.
Huh! What has Dorothy Hewitt and “her artistic circle” got to do with the generation of 68?
A quick google search brings up:
“The generation of 68, a contested label applied to a loose group of
Australian poets who began writing and publishing in the late 1960s.”
Unfortunately these facts alone may not be enough to prevent these ideological simpletons from dragging the whole generation to the bonfire.
The movement (towards reappraisal) hasn’t just affected what and how we read. “It’s also going to change what’s being archived, what’s kept on library shelves, what’s digitised. It’s really profound,” says Le Plastrier.
I'm not sure if i should take that as a threat or a promise. Either way this is truly frightening coming from the editor, publisher, and CEO of Australia's peak poetry body. You might expect a more rounded, full 360-degree view of the OZ poetrysphere - as would be worthy of a truly representative national body - instead the message is laced with resentment, exclusion and frankly revenge.
“That whole canon is being reappraised,” says Le Plastrier “I know a young non-binary poet who just removed all of that generation’s (generation 68’s) work from their shelves!”
So there! All that self righteous censorious rage triggered and fuelled by what? a complete untruth? And as for the unnamed, aforementioned,
non-binary poet I’d say you’re an dead-set hero/ heroine (the non-binary equivalent?) - to all book-burning fascists everywhere!
Le Plastrier goes on :
"Similarly, can you possibly read someone like Ted Hughes without a completely
changed lens given the information that’s come out recently about his relationship
Recently? I mean Plath died in 1963 and since her death and the posthumous publication of "Ariel" she has become an absolute icon of Feminist literature. You could fill an entire library with the publications which dissect her and Ted Hughes' relationship, and after consuming that you could watch at least one Hollywood movie and numerous documentaries that cover the same territory. My point here is, there's nothing particularly new or startling in any of this.
Before moving on to the rest of the article though, I want to return briefly to that supposed water-shed moment that both Araluen and Le Plastrier, identify as pivotal in unleashing this urgent book burning, sorry, “cultural reappraisal”.
At the outset I want to say that my comments here are in no way meant to excuse or to diminish in any way the harm and trauma that may have resulted from the alleged behavior revealed in Kate Lilley and Rozanna Lilly's books. However i think it’s important to acknowledge here that this really wasn’t a “speaking truth to power" moment in the classic #metoo sense of that term.
More accurately it was a “speaking truth to dead persons” moment. The individuals named at the time, and renamed in this article, have all passed away and the one alleged rapist poet that was alluded to is apparently still living, and apparently still unnamed and still too powerful to touch.
I get it. The costs of legal indemnity are far cheaper via the dead persons route. Then again, the dead aren’t here to defend themselves or to seek redemption (another word long deleted from the woke dictionary).
Evelyn Araluen's contribution to the article runs along similar lines; hatred and resentment steeped in toxic generalisations:
"For Araluen, Australian poetry has long been full of writers that “glorified [white] men
who drank themselves to death and treated women like shit”.
There you go, i knew race would have to come into it eventually. White men treat women like shit and only white men drink themselves to death. Got it. And according to Araluen the rest of us dumbfux just idolise them…
"I’ve been really struck by how many otherwise progressive people don’t see an
issue with glorifying those figures"
Which figures exactly? It's not clear.
Isn't there just an outside possibility that some readers were able to separate the person from the work, and still found something enlivening in their poetry. Is it just possible that you've generalised a whole generation from the alleged behaviour of one or a few individuals? Endless possibilities unless your mind is a steel rod bolted to the deck of a failed political system.
But despite all that negative drift Stephanie Convery who wrote the piece finishes with hope and dare i say it… future redemption. Like the ending of some age-old morality play, the heroic, noble and oppressed prevail over the wicked drunken white demons.
"It’s in the ruins of those Australian literary mythologies – the tarnished history of
a previously lauded cultural coterie – that a new chorus of voices, not all of them
young, has found the space to draw breath."
What a lark! What a load of old cobblers! How can i say this any clearer, Dorothy Hewitt's so-called "bohemian artistic circle" WAS NOT and never will be the generation of 68 and the only thing that's being tarnished in this article is your reputation.
So this is what the Australia Council funds these days- book burnings and witch hunts. This is what the fully-funded CEO of Australia’s National Peak poetry body is applauding: the effective censorship of Australian poets and Australian poetry in 2021. Of course we must remember that for the woke crowd, censorship is holy; especially when it’s necessary to protect readers from unsafe poets and the harm their work causes.
This is what censorship does, it infantilises the audience and makes them subservient to the judgement of the supposed more knowledgeable, more educated arbiters of moral purity. I for one do not need Le Plasterer, Araluen, or anyone else to tell me what constitutes good work or what i can read, or what should be archived or for that matter what should go onto the shelves of my local library.
The meat of the matter here is, who decides? What's in and what's out, what's for the bonfire and what's for the delete all button.
One thing i definitely do not need is to be spoon-fed my cultural sustenance by self-righteous brain-dead cultural Marxists like this poet and this esteemed CEO.
Instead of presenting a full 360-view of what’s out there in the OZ poetrysphere, Australian Poetry thru its CEO has made it crystal clear what they are offering; a confected safe space away from a supposedly hostile, racist, white g-pop. A perfect echo chamber dedicated to the glory of their own moral superiority, accessible only to those other truly woke individuals who want to offer abeyance at the throne of their self righteousness and importance.
In other words, the roughly 10% who vote progressive. A hundred per cent of taxpayers hard-earned going to fund what is essentially an exclusive club; or as the article puts it "the community".
Le Plastier couldn't be clearer, if you don't fit their woke, exclusivist, self-righteous agenda then you may-as-well pick up your marbles and stay away. Just count yourself lucky we don't come round to your crib, remove your books from your shelves, delete you from our archives and disappear you in an acid bath of our righteous anger.
When I started to air my views on this article a friend pointed out that canons and artistic/literary generations are always being reappraised, which she thought wonderful. Each new generation bringing a new lens and important conversations continue. Yes it's a good point, but when the new generation is coming at you waving little red books and screaming profanities. It's difficult having a conversation with someone who"s shouting in your face. Harder still while locked out of the guarded citadels of OZ Poetry Inc.
So yes, read this article and weep! Not for the “wistful nostalgia” of a time past or the
generation that the article speaks of, but for the fact that these self-righteous woke Puritan
cultural vandals are now @ the helm of our peak cultural bodies and they’re coming for your
bookshelves!
Thursday, April 23, 2020
We are all poets... poetry in the Age of Narcissism
I was at a party in inner-city Sydney and I was introduced by a friend thus: "This is my friend Alan, he's a poet." The reaction of her friend was to fix me with a slightly quizzical gaze... “A poet?” said with rising intonation, giving it a distinctly questioning edge. Yeah, my friend replied, “he's actually published. Oh yeah sure, but you know... we're all poets." That was his response.
Okay, even if the story isn’t true, there’s enough truth in it to resonate. Obviously, not all spoken-word poets fit this description but in general, there appears to be a wilful ignorance of art of poetry, and a genuine disregard for the seminal voices that have shaped the art.
Who cares? The audience doesn't know the difference, and besides - when can I read next?
Cue… vomit.
Poetry is a slow, exacting, deliberate craft that requires years of patient learning; it requires the attention span of a moon, not of a Facebook post. “Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits” so wrote Carl Sandburg. Poetry is a million-and-one things but one thing it most definitely is not, is easy, and that’s the lie that spoken-word propagates.
Or as Larkin so aptly put it all those years ago, it simply wouldn’t “stand up on the page”.
Clearly the emphasis is on style of delivery and much less on what is actually being delivered. Hence, the fancy dress and theatrical hysterics which so often accompany these events.
Edwin Hirsh has written that poets “seek language that lasts.” and by “lasts” I’m sure he means more than the two minutes allotted at a poetry slam or a ten-minute spot at an open mike. He means language that lasts potentially for thousands of years, across dozens of cultures - timeless in the true sense of the word.
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The following is a copy of the fraudulent email sent by Christopher (Kit) Kelen to me and to the other seven poets that comprised the Flying...
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I have met Phil Brown twice. The first time I was introduced by a mutual friend at the Queensland Gallery of Modern art. We had a bit i...










