Saturday, May 16, 2026

Confessions of a minor poet

 



I have met Phil Brown twice. The first time I  was introduced by a mutual friend at the Queensland Gallery of Modern art. We had a bit in common; both poets, both from Queensland, both a similar age, and both with past connections to Hong Kong.

Pleasant enough meeting, pretty sure I sent him a copy of my book and heard nothing further. 

The second occasion was at a little reading at “Books on Stones” in Stones Corner. Phil was booked to give a reading from the work under review along with some poems. When I say a little reading -  I mean a little reading - a single room that sat about twenty people max.

I arrived early, sat myself in the second front row and watched the room fill up. Phil’s reading was mostly from his recently released book “Confessions…” interspersed with a few poems. 

I noticed that the poems were read in the same voice as the journalism and were more or less indistinguishable from the prose. Journalistic Impressions of things taken from real life and rendered as poetry. Anyway, after Phil’s bit and the polite applause had died down I turned to the person next to me and said under my breath “he should really stick to the journalism”. As it turns out Phil’s hearing is quite acute - he shot back … “was that a heckle I heard? No, no, I protested  it was just an innocent comment.”

At this point Phil stood up and addressed me directly… “I heard you, come on,

what did you say? I turned to the Brett Dionysus, the MC and said “it was just a private aside” but he just shrugged and Phil continued to insist that I repeat the comment and answer for it.


The room that had been slowly emptying was now stopped still, and all eyes were turned to the front of the room listening to what was said next “Well, … I started somewhat hesitantly…your poems seem to me an extension of your journalism - you seem to miss the actual sounds of the words which is, after all, 50% of it” Boom!

Phil had no come back and the room erupted. A few of the regular poets attacked me and said I had no right! One person congratulated me, another asked if I wanted to take it outside.

I did eventually approach Phil on my way out; reminding him of our earlier meeting and otherwise attempting to smooth things over before beating a swift retreat. I know when I’m outnumbered.


So it was that the cover of his book caught my eye on display at my local library and I  decided  to have a closer look. Had my earlier encounter been an ill-considered rush to judgement on my part or had my earlier assessment been correct. Always willing, always open to a change of mind.


“Confessions of a minor poet” is a somewhat light, breezy romp through Phil Brown’s life from his teenage years at Miami High catching shore breaks off Rainbow Beach, to sitting at the feet of his poet/ mentor Bruce Dawe at the Darling Downs Institute of Advanced Education (DDIAE) through to stints as a copywriter and journo cranked up on booze and benzos, burning a path thru newsrooms from the Goldie to Rocky, Brisbane, Melbourne and back again.


There’s a certain brash heedlessness about Phil the journo that follows him through his various postings. He never seems to last long at any one assignment but like a cat with two dozen lives he always seems to land on his feet. It’s the sort of heedlessness that had him given six of the best at Miami High for something he didn’t do; or getting fired as a waiter in the Celebrity Room for throwing a bread roll at someone; or when told by his boss to stop turning up late for work storming out of his office and pretending he didn’t hear him; I don’t know, the sort of heedlessness that amplifies a private comment at a book reading into a public diss.


It’s also this type of impetuosity that kept this reader absorbed throughout the book wondering where Phil the hapless journo/ minor poet was gonna fuck up next.


Sometimes this book reads like a movie reel of Phil Browns life: both inner and outer.

We read of his “mental episode” at twenty years of age, his interrupted university education, his conversion to Catholicism, his father’s early death brought about in part by his alcoholism and of course Phil’s own struggles with substance abuse. This all the while his journalistic roles went from decidedly regional (Burnett Herald) to decidedly national capital (The Australian, The Age).


As regards the poetry writing we read about his gap year :

“Wanting to be a writer is, of course, much easier than being one.

 I spent my whole gap year wanting to be a writer without doing much writing. 

It was bliss!”


We read about “fertile periods” followed by “fallow periods ” followed by “long  fallow” periods.


We read about poems accepted for publication; we read lists of fellow notable contributors to the journals in which his work appears. We read about poems that were accepted and then after a meeting with the editor - were unaccepted. 

And inevitably we read about those poems that never found a home. 

Thankfully, Phil is rather philosophical about these lil setbacks:


“Poetry is so subjective, and poetry editors are usually 

just other poets with personal biases. Or grudges.”


Ouch!


True. Many poetry editors are themselves poets, but that wasn’t as true in the period Phil was writing about as it is now. Back then there were quite a few non-poet poetry editors and in my opinion the art of poetry was better for it. Nevertheless, they can’t all of had crippling biases or bruising grudges?! 

Can they? 


I’m sure every poet - struggling or otherwise - has had similar thoughts but most bat them away as paranoia . I’m reminded of the saying “a good craftsman never blames his tools”, or in this case his poet/ editors.


Poets, as it turns out, are not Phil’s favourite people. 


In one episode he turns up to a journal launch - “The Border Issue” - thinking his contribution was in the contents only to be informed by the editor that his piece 

“didn’t make the cut”.


“I was with my Monto friend Wayne, now living in Brisbane too. 

He watched O’Donohue (the editor) cut me dead. I just nodded and said okay.

‘You handled that well’ said Wayne.

‘What can you do?’ I replied ‘Fucking poets’.


Later in the book a somewhat exasperated Phil writes:

“It is amazing to me that poets continue writing, considering the amount of rejection dished out - I have had decades of it.”


Nevertheless after the publication of his first chapbook Phil the minor poet 

remains chipper about his work and muses about his place 

in the literary firmament; (p173)-


“I know the serious poetry world may not have entirely approved

 (of his first published work) but what has it ever really approved of?”


It’s a serious question and Phil leaves it open-ended.


While acknowledging that “he has never felt completely part of that world (the serious poetry world) and probably never will” he concludes by saying he is poetically more of a “boundary rider”. 


(Here I picture Phil, the Marlboro Man - dressed in his turtle-neck -

 riding the poetry frontiers; a somewhat rugged untamed outlier, 

shunned by the poetic ways of the big bad city where gun-totting, 

trigger-happy, cigar-chomping, editors with nasty grudges 

and bad breath rule the roost.)


Phil’s hilarious anecdote of his meeting with Nigel Roberts (p87) and his compadres at the Kings Cross reading just the opening salvo in an ongoing poetry skirmish?


Frankly, this is where I’d like to have seen more depth and insight? 

Where does he site his work in the landscape of contemporary Australian poetry?

I wanted to read more about his own poetic practice; more about his poetic influences. 

We do hear something of his early influences when he was an undergraduate at DDIAE - Hemingway, TS Eliot, Dylan Thomas, WH Auden, Sylvia Plath, Ted Hughes and later Anne Waldman- but what about in more recent times? How has his practice, his reading, his influences changed over the fifty years. I wanted to read more about the existential struggle every poet must confront between the demands of their practice and the demands of keeping a roof over one’s head; more about the great controversies that rocked the poetasphere during this period: the aftermath of the so-called Poetry Wars of the late-sixties, early seventies; the Spoken Word/ printed page dichotomy; not to mention the great plagiarism scandal that erupted in the poetry scene in 2013, engulfing Brisbane’s own Graham Nunn (AKA Mr Poetry). 


None of this.


In many ways I feel that the Phil Brown the poet had less stage time in this book 

than Phil Brown the journo and as what happens in so many situations 

- including life - poetry gets pushed into the margins in favour of the more serious

 (paying) work. In this case journalism. This tendency can be seen even in the way Phil’s own poetry is presented throughout this book - not as verse (verso) but as prose/ separated by slashes/ which, in my opinion/ detracts from them as poems. It also highlights - unintentionally I’m sure - a common criticism made of much free verse - that it’s just prose cut up to look like poetry.


I’m sure the presentation of the poems in this manner was due to constraints around space, nevertheless, fewer poems presented as poetry rather than as prose separated by slashes would have, imo presented the work in a better light.


And this is my main criticism of Phil’s poetry - too prosaic, not enuf sonic elements to lift it into the realm of poetry, while at the same time too many easily rhymed endings which take too many poems into the death zone of sentimentality. The closest influence I can detect is T.E. Hulme, a central figure of the Imagist School. D.H Lawrence,  better known as a novelist, but lumped in with the Imagists also appears to be an influence.


So in précis - the title of this book imo represents a victory of Phil’s self-avowed talent as a journo (and by-line writer) over his commitment to accuracy. Phil Brown was in truth never more than a weekend poet. What makes this book readable  is not so much his insights into poetry or what it means to be a poet - even a minor one- in the late Twentieth century; it’s the window it opens into the life of a journo where pressrooms, sub-editors, typing pools and clanking Remingtons were still a thing. Phil Brown tells a good yarn in readable prose and he tells it with a huge dose of self-deprecating humour which for me makes this book worthwhile and enjoying.


As for the poetry? Well, if Phil hasn’t found the “off switch” yet 

he most likely never will. That’s the good news, and it’s news that you’ll 

most likely never read about.




Tuesday, December 30, 2025

The poet, the post-modernist, and the missing box of books.


The following is a copy of the fraudulent email sent by Christopher (Kit) Kelen to me and to the other seven poets that comprised the Flying Island poetry cohort of 2021. It’s dated February 18, 2022- only four days before the book was due to be launched at The Shop Gallery in Glebe. 



Dear all 

 

(a slightly embarrassing message to write)

... for the first time in the history of Flying Islands (and ASM) 

we are missing a box of books 

... approximately 100 copies of Alan Jefferies' new book  in the same breath 

are nowhere to be found

... so could I please ask you all to just check if they're unwittingly at the bottom of a box you took ... or in some other magical spot 

... just in case 

(yes, please check in a case)


it's a genuine mystery !


so any light cast thereon will be much appreciated 


no need to reply unless you have information leading to the retrieval of said pocket tomes 


best wishes to all 

from 



Christopher (Kit) Kelen, FRSN

Emeritus Professor of English


A mystery indeed?

You might have noticed the rather relaxed tone of the e-mail. Yeah, have a look but you won’t find anything. 

                     Embarrassing ain’t it, but yeah, shit happens. 

The reason they wouldn’t find the missing books is because the books weren’t missing, and the reason the books weren’t missing is because the books weren’t printed. So why would the publisher be sending poets off on a goose looking for books that don’t exist?


For that you’d need to go back a month to January 2022. 


The books are already at the printers; Flying Islands had been incorporated as a non-profit; a board appointed, a website created - distribution is assured (or so I thought). In the process of incorporation Kelen and his long-time personal accountant —now Flying Island Treasurer— John Burke hatched a new scheme; selling the PDF of our books through the FI website for the cost $5 with all proceeds going to Flying Islands.  


As a part of the current cohort I would have a choice of whether or not to participate; future participants wouldn’t have that choice. Predictably there was to be no paperwork, no contracts, no signed agreements - just a simple yes or no in an email. 

No discussion would be entered into.


From the beginning I thought it was lousy deal — not least because the cut for the author was zip. What was more concerning for me was the thought that anyone who bought the PDF could attach it to an email and forward it to everyone in their address book. Anyone who received it could do the same. 


If going with small press had any advantage at all it was being able to have more control over the way one’s work is handled and presented. Flying Islands wanted to take that control from me and was offering  nothing in return.


My book had taken me ten years plus to write and is dedicated to the memory of my late wife who passed suddenly and unexpectedly in 2011.  I had no intention of demeaning my work, my effort (or her memory) by agreeing to such unflattering terms. Kelen wanted a simple yes or no answer —he got it - NO.


(The “all for the poetry community” cover story was flimsy at best and later i was proven to be correct. Flying Islands is a poetry community in the same way the DPRK is a democratic community. Their real-world actual care and concern for their  so-called “poetry community” is sub-zero and their self-portrayal a grift at best )

I didn’t notice anything untoward at first. A friend tried to buy my book at the February 22 launch at The Shop Gallery in Glebe but couldn’t —no copies. 

Another person I know tried to order my book from the website but it showed “Out of Stock”. Weeks after the launch, how is that possible?

When i queried it with Kit he informed me that he had nothing to do with the site and someone else was looking after it. When i checked with another Board member i was told that Kelen and John Burke had taken control of the Website and everything went through them. Then i learnt what turned out to be a very significant piece of information —of the 8 Flying Island poets that year (2021) I was the only one that said NO to  selling the PDF .

By rights this information should have been kept private in confidence, instead Kelen was using it as an instrument to bludgeon me with. I was given a free choice, i exercised that choice and now i was being punished for my insolence.

For a Marxist ideologue like Kelen it was never about fairness or doing the right thing and everything about POWER - the wielding of it. In this situation I had none and Kelen was determined that I feel his superiority when all i wanted, like everyone else, was to have my work published and read.


I wrote to the Board setting out my concerns. Why was my book being treated differently from the other 7 books? Why was my book listed as out of stock while the other books are showing available? Why was my book not made available to buy at the launch and all other promotional events? Why were orders for my book being left unfilled? etc etc


As it turned out there were orders for my book waiting to be filled and a procedure was put in place so they could be . I was to receive order details, fill the orders from the stock i’d acquired before the launch, post them, keep details of postage costs receipts etc, and forward everything to John Burke (Flying Island Treasurer, KK’s long-time personal accountant, toad-faced ambulance chasing accountant tosser) and he would reimburse me.   All the above was carried out to the letter except for the bit about the reimbursement. 

I’m still waiting for an e-mal from John Burke after 5 years.


Subsequently i obtained a copy of the invoice from the printer and that confirmed what i had long suspected: the “missing box of books” was a mere figment of Kelen’s addled post-modern brain. There wasn’t any missing books because the books weren’t printed, but Kelen couldn't openly punish me for my wrong decision and hope to retain the confidence of the Board hence the ruse.


So anyway, why does any of this matter? Why not just agree to it and be done with it -                                                               

Because how we treat each other matters. 

Because POETRY should be fucking better than this! 

Because POETS should be better than this! 

Because people who pretend to respect your work enuf to publish it 

should be called to account when that work is ‘disappeared' 

Because Kelen whose whole swag rests on his grift of moral superiority should be exposed for the grubby operator that he truly is.


 


Wednesday, December 3, 2025

The ghost of Leonard Cohen



 “Ah but don't go home with your hard-on 
  it will only drive you insane” 
                               L.C. 

I saw the ghost of Leonard Cohen 
On stage the other night; 
the latter, hatted version 
gave me one hell of a fright 

His form was recognisable 
but his cheeks were hollowed out 
like he’d done a round or two 
wif the grim reaper, in a one-sided bout. 

His voice was reduced to a whisper 
as he leaned into the microphone 
and the audience leant in too 
until they caught a whiff of his stinky bones. 

His skin was thin as rice paper 
his range, totally shot — 
like an AI programmed hologram 
or a poorly assembled bot. 

The ghost of Leonard Cohen 
had seen better days, 
but for the punters who’d paid to see him 
it was pretty much all the same 

towards the end of his performance 
he took a seat on a raised platform
centre stage; 
crossed his legs, closed his eyes 
and appeared to disengage 

(had he truly died—
or simply transmogrified?)

Just like that, he was wheeled out
ready for the next late-night show 
on an anonymous stage somewhere 
god only knows — 

I swear I saw the ghost of Leonard Cohen 
bumming cigarettes at the bar 
whatever he went home with that night 
I can testify, was most definitely — 
hard. 



 ©️ alan w jefferies

Confessions of a minor poet

  I have met Phil Brown twice. The first time I    was introduced by a mutual friend at the Queensland Gallery of Modern art. We had a bit i...